THE RUMPUS SUBMISSIONS HOW TO

THE RUMPUS SUBMISSIONS HOW TO

With How To Be The Worst Laziest Fattest Incontinent Piece-of-Shit In The World Ever! Encouragement For Struggling Creatives, Bateau Press & Miss Expanding Universe are officially entering the self-help book industry. It Is Coming!!! Look for HTBTWLFIP-O-SITWE! EFSC in early October, 2021 Bateau is nothing without the following people: Bella DeHart, Sarah Stovicek, Linnae DвЂ™Auria, Lydia Solomon, Crystal Guzman Emmy Fenwick Alexa Parkinson, Cass Martoccia, Sarah Cyr, Sophia Saccente, Managing Editor Gaby Gordon-Fox, Managing Editor Anna Parsons, Danylo Shuvalov, and Sadie Cooley. They were first, second, and third readers for the contest.

Mutually Assured Construction by James DвЂ™AgostinoД«ig thanks to our super talented and hard working COA student editors. Notes from the Birth Year byВ Mia Ayumi Malhotra Starfish Dismantling an Oyster by Stuart GreenhouseДЄmerican Poetry Review by Matthew Lippman вЂњNever Trust Your InstinctsвЂќ by Tara Roeder Here are the finalists for the 2021/2022 contest:

thanks to all of the authors that trusted us with their work. but we canвЂ™t do what we do without all of you. we read a whole bunch of amazing / sexy / strong / odd manuscripts but sadly we we can only publish one. thanks to everyone who submitted, asked a question, allowed us to read their work, said hello, or cursed at us from a passing car.

The rumpus submissions